Reasons Twilight Exists

Something else to hate on

Gives nightmares to kids

Gives people false hopes

Worth a good laugh

Makes a great debate discussion

I can easily get on someone's nerves by saying "Twilight is the worst"

Easy to make fun of

Keeps Van Hellsing, Zero, and Alucard busy

Great Burning Material

Great for Mr. Kitty's litter Box

It makes Twihaters look smart

It makes Twitards look freakin' stupid

Makes amateur writer's feel good because they that they are at least better than Stephanie Meyer
   ~KikuMizu (09/29/10)

Fan girls needed more to lower their IQ's
   ~sean1kid (12/11/10)

It is a ploy by the government to keep us stupid and uneducated grunts.
   ~NerdyWitchoftheWeb (12/11/10)

It exists to lower our general IQ for when the aliens begin invading
   ~NerdyWitchoftheWeb (12/11/10)

It exists as a cruel method of torture
   ~NerdyWitchoftheWeb (12/11/10)

Something for the media to make money off.
   ~Elkkun (12/13/12)

Something we can piss everyone off about
   ~Elkkun (12/13/12)

it exists to not seen AND not heard
   ~upsidedownflower (12/13/12)

Twilight gives pedophiles confidence
   ~mrs-drwho (12/14/10)

Twilight: Worlds most expensive toilet paper
   ~RoxanneVL (12/15/10)

to light fires!; to throw out of windows!; to make paper AEROPLANES!!!; make fairies look creepy; make vampires look sh*t
   ~Harry-Potter-Addict (12/17/10)

The characters can be used as Avada Kedavra practice
   ~Mixed-Messages (04/30/11)

For use as cage liner for ferrets, birds, spiders, gerbils and hamsters.
   ~Blue-Demon-Hybrid (04/30/11)

To help paper-train a puppy
   ~Blue-Demon-Hybrid (04/30/11)

Twitards would piss off Count Dracula by asking if he sparkles.
   !cuteeness89 (05/24/11)

Gives a pretty cheesy Halloween costume idea to fans (they'd dress as Bella in hopes of attracting a hot sparkling vampire)
   !cuteeness89 (05/24/11)

To give English teachers an example of what NOT to do when writing fiction.
   ~TheThirdReviewer (07/30/12)

To show us how to appreciate the REAL vampires. And by real vampires, I mean Lestat, Alucard, Nosferatsu, Dracula and the Scarlet sisters, to name a few.
   ~TobiObito4ever (7/31/12)

Something every other fandom can agree on.
   ~MasterMitosi 22 (7/31/12)

Another thing you could add is that it gives the wrong impression on true vampires on the newer generations.
   ~shadowsen (8/2/12)

it cooks food well
   ~pivotfighter (8/23/12)

It makes Buffy fans proud to wear their t-shirts that say: 'And then Buffy staked Edward. The End'.
   ~calikocat (9/23/12)

Because real vampires wanted to put us off of their trail
   ~mspaintmasterpieces (10/20/12)